September 2009
19 posts
wow....
thingstheworldshouldknow:
This is something I just learned about 3 minutes ago that I think people should know.
Band-aids don’t stick to cats. So don’t think you’re going to bandage your cat’s scratch wounds with one. Go figure.
Thank you for that, Matty.
stress.
Soooo many things right now are horrible. Fuck my life.
“Do not bleach”
– instructions on a pair of my black pants
via "mymomisafob.com"
HOMELESS ROBOTS
September 12, 2009
Mom: Hey, when are you having kids? Me: What? Why? Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit. Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit. Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin. Me: …what are they going to recycle as? Mom: I don’t know. Homeless
“We’re still hairy! And friendly!”
– Mergenie in a bottle
volleyballin.
So we didn’t win any games today unfortunately but there’s always tomorrow to look forward to!
Cross your fingers for the “Hairy Hagridz” aka the “Hairy Friendz”. Hahaha.
“I decided I really wanted an egg so I had cereal, yogurt, and a banana”
– p J
d.baggerson
Got to hang out with p J before work, we took some glamour shots as per truck. Work kind of sucked, not because of the party, just the shit we had to do to get it ready/cleaned up. And the fact that we have to tip the busboys when they didn’t even really do that much. Fucked.
Class tomorrow, I’m so tired.
glee
Sue: Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while you're menstruating.
Will: I don't menstruate.
Sue: Yeah? Neither do I.
shewwwt.
So sleeping in last Friday and not going to my Stats class seemed like a really good idea at the time but now I have a quiz tomorrow and didn’t get a chance to listen to the lecture on section 1.3
Hopefully I can bullshit my way through it.
“Ohh, *speaks to someone you know not*”
– Me
lunchtime convos
Alix: So I don't think he'll be "dating" her but I'm sure they'll still have sex.
PJ: UGH, Alix! I'm eating!
shot down
I’m not even sure why I’m so upset right now. I knew what I was getting into and I even tried to tell myself things were going to be different. I don’t know how I’m going to get past this, but I’m determined to do it as quickly as possible.
but otherwise, i’m fine, what about you?
“Be patient! The Great Wall didn’t got build in one day.”
– my cousin’s fortune cookie
ummm
So I joined this because p J posted something about it and it seemed intriguing. Not sure how this will fare out. We’ll see!