December 2011
36 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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check the facts before you lay the blame.
I’m so sick of a certain douchenozzle accusing me of shit that I didn’t do. Tonight, he got all mad at me because his ex girlfriend and I had been texting each other about this girl that neither of us like. I’m sitting there like five feet away from him and he texts me saying “Stop telling [name of ex] that [name of nasty girl] is over here talking to me”. And this...
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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tell her that the only way her heart will mend is...
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
11,931 notes
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WatchWatch
Once upon a time, there was a lady named “Margie” and she had dreams. Then one day, she was kicked by a horse. Now, she has cats. The end.
Dec 25th
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m r - t a k: holidays + geographies of nowhere. →
mrtak: Merry Christmas + Happy Holidays! Tonight I hung out with Alix instead of getting myself into a potentially awkward situation or two. We tried to do some last minute Christmas shopping at the mall (read: I was trying to start my Christmas shopping tonight…) but we gave up after 30 minutes. After… Is that hummus? Is that hummus?
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Why is it that the ugly girls are always the ones...
Get over yourself. Also, for the record, you could be the hottest girl on Earth but if your personality sucks you aren’t worth a damn. 
Dec 21st
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“I can’t tell where the wall ends and your face begins”
– Spencer again. (on the topic of my face?)
Dec 14th
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“I feel weird when I’m naked and random people touch me”
– Spencer (on the topic of massages)
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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It's hard knowing that I'm the only one who is...
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Creep status.
Dec 9th
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“I feel like I’m being raped by a sleeping bag!”
– Eva (Up All Night)
Dec 9th
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Dude: (upon seeing a picture of me with a guy in it) Is that your boyfriend? Me: No, just a close friend Dude: Heard that one before. Well you discouraged me from further convo. Me: Uh okay? Not sure how I did that but whatever floats your boat, man. See ya. Dude: Yeah I don’t talk to girls that have other guy friends. Are you fucking kidding me? What kind of jackass really expects a...
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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This week is stressful
I have a drawing to finish by Thursday at 2 pm and I haven’t even started it. Have to pick up my cousin from school at 3:45 and then go to a job interview at 4:15. Final exam on Friday. Commence stress-eating and lack of sleep.
Dec 7th
It's so funny how you say that you hate girls who...
sexyteatime: Nice try.  Also, stop talking about Disney like you know it. Girl, you said your favorite movie was ANASTASIA.  Get out of here. Girls are so dumb sometimes. Bitchslap her.
Dec 7th
Agenda for the day
Take nap Start my final drawing for Figure Structure Pick up Tyler from school Work on drawing or study for World of Dinosaurs exam Go watch people bowl? More homework Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep
Dec 5th
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Damnit.
I want this bag.
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Ugh why.
Recently, my friend was a substitute for a class of 3rd or 4th graders (I can’t remember) and they had to sit in a circle and answer a question they pulled out of a hat or something. So the question was: If you could live in any make believe world from a game, movie, or book; where would you live? (Or something like that) And my friend said that various children answered that they would...
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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Oh good.
A friend that I haven’t talked to for like a year saw my face on cam and asked if I had gained weight. Suuuuuuper.
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd