Wtf...

1. Friend: So some weird random girl showed up and she's fucking crazy. Don't respond to this.
2. Me: ....I'm confused. Why did you tell me if I'm not supposed to text back
3. Friend: Because I don't know wtf is going on right now
4. Me: Okay...? Sorry
5. Friend: And I'm not even high.
6. Suuuuuuuper drunk much?